Wednesday, September 1, 2010

No Happy Polygamists


There are no happy polygamists.

At a conference (NOVA, I think) last week, Utah deputy Attorney General Turd Korgensen gave a speech with his little buddy, Snarolyn Jessop. Between the two of them, they formally announced that there are no happy polygamists. I'm so mad that I wasn't there, because I could have introduced them to one - me!

The Salt Lake Tribune's polygamy "beat" reporter, Brooke Adams, posted on this event in her blog here.

The Utah Attorney General's office has maintained a tenuous love-hate relationship with Rocky Mountain polygs. I think "love-hate" and "tenuous" because, despite the "Primer" and the "Safety Net" and all of the private and public dialogue, the role of the AG is to "enforce the law". WHAT LAW? - you know, the one that says you are a felon if you believe in D&C 132.

The thinly-veiled hatred of us plygs could not have been more evident than in Deputy Smorgensen's rant last week. He acted like a sarcastic, insolent bully, not unlike those Arizona jailer thugs who brutalized Warren for being "religious". When the "good ol' boys" are in power, they tend to flex it. He universally vilified men in plural marriages. He mocked the FLDS community. Of Eliarsa Wall's falsehood-riddled tabloid rag book, Snarkenson said it was "marvelous". He said that Fundamentalist people have lost the ability to think for themselves (look at me - somebody else dictates every word I write in this blog). He said that Carolyn had changed his life (WHAT !!! = taught him how to stand up in front of hundreds of people and twist the truth for political and/or financial gain?).

Just like her prevaricating predecessor, Hyena Erickson, Jessflop has trumpeted the battle-cry that all polygamous women are brainwashed into thinking they are happy when they are not. Isn't thinking you are happy the very definition of happiness? I guess her rather anecdotal observation could be plausible if she had personally interviewed the tens of thousands of polygamous wives and learned that not one is happy.

A man once told me that he was sure that ALL Indians walk in single file - after all, the one he saw walking was walking in single file.

This stupid crap argument that polygamy is inherently harmful is an insult to the intelligence of even middle school kids. You cannot arrest "polygamy" and sentence it to prison time any more than you can convict a dagger for murder.

Stupid people do stupid things. Idiot people try to argue that polygamy should simply not be permitted. Well, damn it! - based on its miserable record of failure, MONOGAMY should be prohibited. Try arguing that homosexuality is inherently harmful to society. Many people feel that pornography is harmful to individuals and communities, but America has NO INTENTION of outlawing it. Immorality, fornication and adultery are easily implicated as causes for bad marriages and divorces, but nobody EVER tries to argue that they should be criminalized (even before Lawrence [2003]).

It's really all about politics, and I've decided that politics is dirty. These AG folk have sold their souls to the devil or the Church or both. They don't care about the state's sincere minority citizens. They strike dirty secret deals in backrooms with other crony, opportunistic lawyers. For them the end justifies the means. They elicit false testimony and cover their tracks when the lies threaten to blow up in their faces.

Bruce R. McConkie once wrote that the day of the Lord's second coming is foreknown and fixed. Nothing on mankind's part can hasten or delay it. (I cracked up because, not long after that) Spencer W. Kimball wrote that the timing of the Lord's return is hinged entirely on our conduct - if we are righteous, He will come quickly; if we are wicked, He will punish us by postponing (confusing, huh ??).

I'm tempted to wonder if Lord Obama (along with Reid, Pelosi, Geithner, Bernanke, Greenspan and Volcker) is rapidly accelerating the dramatic Second Coming, at which point these politician frauds will be faced with some uncomfortable choices and accountability. My recommendation - MAKE BETTER CHOICES NOW !!! Things will go better for you at the last day.


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