GO KODY, GO TLC !!!

I just watched episode number one of TLC's new Sister Wives series. Thank-you, TLC, and thank-you, Brown family. For more intimate commentary from the Browns themselves, go to: The Polygamy File (at the Salt Lake Tribune)

This moment represents a tectonic shift in the world and for the future of bigotry. Most people shudder at the idea of polygamy, but they likely do not even know why. I suggest that it is because they have not the first clue what polygamy is. I have no idea what a monster or an alien is like, but I surely am afraid of both.

I defy anyone to harbor hatred for Kody and Meri and Janelle and Christine after watching their show. You may have no desire to become a polygamist, but you can NEVER NEVER NEVER again say that "there is no such thing as a 'happy polygamist'."

The elephant is in the middle of the room and he just farted. Can you smell it? Okay, I'll translate - -

If I have to hear one more idiot reporter chanting the "it's illegal" refrain, I will vomit. For a good example, read this channel 4 news report: "Sister Wives" Program Could Lead to Legal Trouble. If polygamy is so fricking illegal, then I'll expect Snortleff's SturmTruppen on Kody's Lehi doorstep tomorrow morning with five sets of handcuffs. You did it with Tom Green, didn't you? You showed the Greens' appearances on the Oprah show in the courtroom, didn't you? Green was charged (and convicted) with adult bigamy, wasn't he? (just like Rodney Holm!).

You can't have your bloody cake and eat it, too. Put up or shut up!

Your choice - start arresting or start decriminalizing (what Lawrence already decriminalized!)

I applaud Bill Medvecky for his wry observation that Jesus must needs be arrested (in any of the "50 States") for being married to all of those nuns.

Is polygamy illegal in the same way in which it is illegal for coaches to swear in public?