Rumors are bubbling out of the Creek that things are devolving rapidly. The nightly news is showing pictures of trampolines and tricycles stacked up ready for sale. Warren or his brother must be exacting ever more oppressive demands of the beleaguered congregants. No more toys, no more trampolines, no more 4-wheeling, and NO MORE SEX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Young single girls must walk around with wedding bands to give off the pretense of being married. Families are being squeezed to cough up thousands more dollars for the "Prophet", for printing and mailing those asinine doomsday proclamations filled with gerunds (to the tune of hundreds of thousands of wasted dollars).
Warren wants the married adults to cease and desist from all marital conjugating. The Jeffs hench-elders are grilling the husbands and wives to see if they are of-a-consummating their relationships. God help anyone who conceives a child in this apocalyptic climate.
Under Jim (Warren [yes, 'Warren' really is his middle name !!!]) Jones in tragic Jonestown, Guyana, the vast majority of the followers stayed sucked in till the bitter end, glugging the cyanide-laced Kool-Aid in a frenzied ritual of blind complying. What is there about the current events in the twin towns that is any different?
. . . . or will these fundamentally decent and intelligent people (who once had a benevolent king) wake up from the fog of obsequiousness and slavery, and remember that God's political structures always incorporated checks and balances, and separation of powers?
So, which will it be - hundreds of puffy bodies of men, women and children lying under the hot sun and swarms of flies, or a mass ideological epiphany? Word is - this suffocating, tyrannical cult dictatorship is squeezing so hard that it is squeezing the Creek's best and brightest out into the clean, fresh cathartic air of truth and reality. Warren is a deviant, crazed monster (with grammar of a new making). Do you have to be deprived of all your human dignities and possessions in order to accept that? Is it so hard to realize that you have been bamboozled by a cult (not colt) megalomaniac - to admit that your marriages were choreographed by a mad man? That's why we have a Savior, an atonement, a chance to repent and make amends. What? - it's not your fault, because you were born into this Matrix? That's no excuse.
Remember, you were chosen to come to this land at this time. You covenanted with your Heavenly Father to be born into the Everlasting Covenant, into the fullness of the Gospel at a time when there would be false prophets like Jeffs, Hinckley and Monson. These trials were crafted specifically for you. Are you going to stand on true principle or be tossed to and fro with every wind of dogma?
This Warren insanity is the exquisite test - a perfect gauge of your mettle - of your faithfulness to eternal truths and not to the corruptible arm of sick Jeffs flesh. Which will you drink? - the dews of heaven or the Kool-Aid of poisoning?
