Wednesday, February 4, 2009

California Polygamist Accused of Neglecting His Young Plural Wives, Kendra and Holly

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Wives Holly and Kendra recently fled their California compound, complaining bitterly that their longtime husband, Hugh, who is grotesquely and repugnantly older than they are, refused to pay sufficient attention to them or give them offspring.

Escaping Wife - Kendra
Wife Holly (before her escape)


This photo shows Hugh with his legal wife whom he has permitted to return to the compound, much to the chagrin of the other plural wives. Note the bizarre, almost creepy, fashion-style of the women in these photos, clearly victims of an oppressive, reclusive, patriarchal, cult lifestyle designed to reduce women to the status of sex slaves for the twisted whims of the male leader of the compound and his associates. Most of the women in the compound have been compelled to agree to having unusual hairstyles requiring harsh chemicals and large amounts of bleach. Some complain that they are denied clothing for much of the day and are only allowed to remain until their 27th birthday.
Escaping wife, Kendra, who married Hugh in an informal ceremony when she was just a young teenager, complains that Hugh forced her to perform bizarre acts with him, but then focused most of his attentions on her sister-wives, thus compelling her to seek satisfaction in the arms of other men and women. Kendra was eventually forced to escape in an old Cadillac and was rescued by relatives on the outskirts of town in the middle of the night. Kendra was unsuccessful in removing any children from the compound. It is understood that, if there were any young men in the compound, they have all been expelled. Young men are viewed as genuine competition for the domineering octogenarian who wields absolute power in the compound.

Local Hollywood law-enforcement officials have apparently turned a deaf ear to complaints from nearby local residents that loud, bizarre, drunken sex-parties and rituals often persist till late at night on the palatial compound (where new construction continues uninterrupted, as a stream of Hugh's close associates regularly descend on the compound). It has been rumored by some ex-members that there is even an underground pool/grotto, where residents are forced to engage in naked video shoots. When questioned by this reporter, the compound's leader insisted that he pays his property taxes, and he should be allowed to live his religion unmolested by monogamist busy-bodies.

One local neighbor (who insisted on anonymity) lamented, "We just don't need these kind of strange, religious filanderist [sic] cult practices in these here parts. People should be chaste, virtuous and faithful, and the Sheriff should enforce that so our town can be clean and righteous again." When questioned about the violations of the State's (ostensibly toothless) fornication, adultery, sodomy, bigamy, polygamy, homosexuality and other moral decency laws, local Sheriff, David Duran-Duran said that he has been in close contact with the Attorneys General of several western states, who have advised him to contact Texas State Representative Harvey Hilderbran who has recent experience in crafting unconstitutional, overbroad, gerrymandering legislation specifically designed to target and single out an unpopular religious minority for disfavorable treatment. Duran-Duran has also interviewed other compound escapees and exotic dancers who have now become fervent crusaders against the promiscuous lifestyle, and who will apparently stop at nothing to destroy its practitioners, including making false accusations and concocting wild fantasies to win national tabloid media attention and sell fictional books for money. Colorado resident, Rosisha Swinetown (a famous impersonator), recently made attempts to enter the compound for the purpose of making a hoax phone call to Family Intervention Police, but she was stopped at the gate and turned away since she failed to meet the strict cosmetic and racial profile exacted of all girls seeking admittance.

Federal authorities are seeking to interview Utah farmer, Wally (the thug) Jesster, who, though he has never been to (or even heard of) the compound, is assumed to be complicit and undoubtedly guilty of something in some way. Discussions with local law-enforcement representatives indicate that there is a strong willingness on the part of officials at all levels to gain entry to the compound (with or without a search warrant) and to closely examine all of the women and their effects, then remove them to a safer place where they can be re-programmed. Plans are underway to use F-16 fighter jets and attack helicopters if common sense and reasonable negotiations fail to satisfy the immense financial appetite of the Family Intervention Police, who purportedly garner $82,000 in federal funds for every blonde floozy they can rescue. Representatives of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints have emphasized that they have no members who have ever engaged in these kinds of activities, and that they plan to rally all of their California and Utah members to support a Proposition to outlaw such cult compounds in California and the rest of the western world.
Wife Kimberly Conrad Returns to Hef's Mansion,2933,481853,00.html

Friday , January 23, 2009
By Hollie McKay

Wife Kimberly Conrad Returns to Hef’s Mansion, New Girlfriend Moves Into Master Bedroom

It has been many years since Hugh Hefner’s estranged wife and 1989’s "Playmate of the Year" Kimberly Conrad stepped foot in her old stomping grounds for a party with other girlfriends around, but it seems the blonde beauty is bringing a little of her bunny-life back.

"I don't care about them (Hef’s other companions). They actually try to avoid me," she once said, adding that she only visits the Mansion for Tuesday’s "Family Night," when no other hotties are hopping around.

So, Conrad reportedly caused quite a stir of surprise when she recently showed up to one of Hef’s female-frenzied movie nights, spending the evening hanging out with a bevy of beauties and the men’s magazine mogul.

"They still have a very special connection, you can see that when Hef looks at her," a mansion insider told Tarts.

Conrad and Hefner married in 1989 and have two teenage sons together, and while they separated ten years later, the pair have never divorced, and according to our inside source, it isn’t likely that they will.

"This upset Holly (Madison) a lot, as she really did want to marry Hef and have a family with him, but she realized it was never going to happen and that’s when she left," said our source.

On that note, Holly, Bridget and Kendra have officially left the Holmby Hills residence and Hef’s new squeeze Crystal Harris has bumped the troublesome twins to take Madison’s spot as the number one girlfriend and has subsequently moved into the master bedroom.

"Everyone was quite surprised when she moved in. She’d just started coming to the Mansion for movie nights and BBQs but nothing romantic was going on then suddenly she was in," said the insider, adding that she is genuinely a very friendly and polite young lady who is very popular with all the staff and other girls.

"So far there is no jealousy between the twins and Crystal, but we’ll see how long that lasts," added the insider.
See also this blogpost from "CRUSTY LOGIC"
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Whatever You Do, Just Don’t Get Married.
I was really struck by this article on Fox News. Before Continuing, read the article.

Now, think for a bit about Hugh Hefner’s numerous relationships, often multiple at a time. Think about the environment his children are growing up in. Of course he’s only legally married to one of these woman, Kimberly Conrad.

Now, think about FLDS families for a minute. They’re certainly far from perfect.

Which environment do you believe is healthier? For the women? The children? Society?

It’s rather fascinating to me how differently our government, society, and the news media treat these two. Sometime, compare how Fox News treats Hugh Hefner and Playboy versus the FLDS. What do you think?
Posted by Crusty at 22:27
Labels: FLDS, gay marriage, Hugh Hefner, Playboy, Polygamy, Polygyny


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