Not long ago, in a land far away, there was a quiet little town of several hundred families. The townsfolk mostly knew each other and seemed to get along quite well. They had a town council which oversaw general municipal needs and provided essential services to all the residents.
Every day, the elementary school children would cross the narrow bridge which led to the school entrance. This was a safe, quiet, industrious town with little crime and lots of good will.
One day, one enterprising young housewife hit upon a clever new idea for making money (after all, it never hurts to stimulate growth and new business opportunities). She got up early that day and went and stood by the bridge near the elementary school. It was a little windy, and she saw that some of the children's hair was not neatly combed. She approached the children warmly and asked them if they minded if she combed their hair. Most of them were content to let her do it. They felt flattered by the attention, and she felt fulfilled by the opportunity to provide a beneficial service. A few of the school's teachers noticed that some of the children appeared a little better groomed that day.
Spurred on by this favorable experience, the housewife returned to the bridge the following day, and thus began a regular practice of improving the appearance of many of the elementary school children every morning. After a while, she calculated that this help which she was providing (with or without the parents' blessing) was truly valuable, and that she deserved to be remunerated. She resolved to attend the next town council meeting and to seek support.
A week later, the town council met and addressed the hair-combing housewife's funding request. Some of the elementary school teachers were in attendance and were enthusiastic. Even a parent or two expressed satisfaction with the housewife's hair-combing abilities. By a narrow majority, the town council voted to grant a generous salary to the housewife so that she could continue to provide this help. Besides, it never hurts to allocate public money to socially worthy enterprises that help children.
As the days and weeks passed, some parents observed the woman by the bridge and wondered how necessary her services were. Some felt that they had already combed their children's hair adequately, and at least one child complained that the woman's comb scratched and hurt, and even had hair from the other children on it.
At the next town council meeting, several parents voiced their frustrations. One parent who had just lost her job complained that she had not been given the chance to apply for this municipal hair-combing position, and would like to compete for it at some point. Other parents asked if they could opt out and designate that their children not have their hair combed.
The mayor listened attentively to the citizens' concerns, yet eventually cast the swing vote to allow the housewife to keep her role as the town's hair-comber. After all, her paycheck represented a source of cash-flow for the local economy. Also, not everyone in attendance knew that the housewife was his niece.
As the meeting was about to close, one angry parent stood up and protested that he did not want his tax money going to this superfluous activity, and that he had every right to have his child's hair left alone. After all, he fed, clothed and housed his child, and knew what was best for him. The mayor snapped back, saying that the child's interests and appearance were paramount, and, if it came down to a question of who could best assess the best interests of the child, well - that would of course be the town council (made up of seven distinguished citizens).
As the housewife drove home from the meeting, she felt reassured and gratified that she had been able to create a new and profitable industry out of nothing, and that she was doing things for the community's children for which they should be very grateful.
Friday, April 6, 2012
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